Posted by: Nomes | April 13, 2010

Monosyllabic conversation

I had a conversation with a gentleman the other day where I was ordering goods worth a little over $7000. During said conversation I used many different words, with a wide range and number of syllables, combined them into these convenient sets known as sentences and was thus able to get across my desire to purchase said goods.

The gentleman with whom I was conversing decided to use a different method of communication. Known to mothers and sisters worldwide as the gruntversation, this is a method usually confined to boys between the ages of 12 and 20, but apparently can continue through to men in their 40′s who run their own business.

The entire conversation from his side consisted on monosyllabic words. In fact, with the exception of one sentence (‘yeah, bout that’), the entire conversation consisted of monosyllabic sentences.

Teenage boys around the world should take heart for, despite their mothers warnings, it seems to can make it in this world without ever having to attempt any advanced sort of communication.

It might impede your chance of getting a girlfriend though…

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Responses

  1. LOL! You’re so funny Nomes!

  2. Yarp.


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